Einhver misskilningur í gangi..
Wangsta teen: Move, nigga, or I'll cut you with my knife!
Tween girl #1: Oh my God! He said the 'n' word!
Tween girl #2: Knife?
Chick: Omigod, I totally want an Asian baby. Asians make the best mixers. Like vodka.
ég meina.. það eru án efa margir svona í búðum. Einu sinni var ég allavega að vinna í sjoppu fyrir sunnan og þá kom maður inn og ætlaði að kaupa 1 karton af tyggjói. Þetta var eina tyggjóið sem var eftir og ég var næstum búin að segja nei við manninn því að þá væri ekkert eftir fyrir hina :s (haha, greinilega ekki að hugsa!)
Employee: Ma'am, can I help you?
Woman: I'd like a half dozen of your chocolate chip cookies.
Employee: We only sell them, like, 1, 2, 3...
Woman to friend: Is she serious?
Friend: She'll take 6.
Girl #1: I am so wasted. I got molested by some Mexican at this sleepover party thing.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Yeah, I woke up and everyone was fighting cause he touched my boobs. I think there's some law saying that you can't molest someone while they're sleeping.
Girl #2: Actually, I think there's a law saying you can't molest someone, period.
Krakkar eru æði! og pííínu vandræðalegir stundum *-)
Little girl in sushi restaurant: Hey! Guess what? I just farted!
Mom and dad ignore her.
Little girl: I said I just farted! And I farted big! Ewwww! And it smells like rotten eggs! Wanna smell?
Little girl lets one rip.
Mother to father: So how was your day?
Örugglega fleiri svona!
Chick #1: Omigod, like, if I like your earrings, why should I tell someone else I like your earrings? I should just tell you.
Chick #2: Omigod, I'm just like that too. But really it's because I love getting compliments.
Chick #1: Omigod! Me, too! It's the only reason why I say nice things to other people.
vonandi lendi ég aldrei í þessu :s
Student: Now I don't know if this is something I thought of or if Satan said it.
Professor: Actually I said it last class.
Þetta var bara svona smá miðvikudagsglens ;D
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